Other than the one time we breathed the same air, Madonna and I don’t have many things in common. She’s one of the most iconic pop music figures in history; I’m still on my ex-boyfriend’s Spotify plan. She has a facialist at her beck and call; I still wail “whyyyyyyyyy?” into the mirror every time I get the smallest sign of a breakout.
This morning, however, I felt especially connected to Madge in a way I haven’t since first singing “Like a Prayer” at karaoke when I was 12. This was due to the fact that her esthetician Tarin Graham came to our offices to give me the signature MDNA SKIN facial—the exact one she would be giving Madonna shortly before she arrived at the Met Gala red carpet just a few hours later. My skin was beat, incomplete, been had, sad, and blue, but afterward, Tarin’s hands made me feel shiny and new.
Keep scrolling to read about the facial that made my skin feel like it was touched for the very first time (I’ll stop now).
The first step in Madonna’s favorite facial involves using her line’s signature set, the Rejuvenator Set ($600). Graham spread the Chrome Clay Mask($220) over my face, not unlike a baker frosting a cake. This part was incredibly soothing and satisfying in an ASMR type of way.
The second part is probably the most fascinating to watch (and feel). The mask is made with clay particles that have a magnetic coating, which allows it to be sucked up when you wave the Skin Rejuvenator over it. Supposedly the dirt and gunk in your pores get sucked up along with the magnetic particles while the nourishing ingredients in the mask are left behind.
Next, Graham took the MDNA SKIN The Reinvention Cream ($75) and smoothed it all over my skin using the other end of the wand, which—surprise!—vibrates. This supposedly allows for better absorption but at the very least makes it feel like my jawline and cheekbones are being sculpted and toned.
As the final step of the express facial, Graham dabbed the MDNA SKIN eye serum around my brow bone and below my eyes. The serum is made with the patented thermal water found in all of the MDNA SKIN products, along with hyaluronic acid and biosaccharide to plump up fine lines.
The facial took less than 30 minutes, and afterward, I couldn’t believe how dewy and glowing my skin looked. “I like my skin to glow like I just got out of the shower,” Graham said, and I couldn’t agree more. The clay mask definitely leaves a bit of a film behind, so if you prefer a matte finish, this isn’t the ritual for you (but blotting your face a bit with some tissue takes care of the excess shine quickly). I’m not sure if my skin felt necessarily cleaner (my blackheads seemed just as prominent as ever), but it certainly looked brighter and more nourished—or lit, in millennial speak.
You might have noticed that Madonna’s skincare products aren’t exactly wallet-friendly. In fact, all the products Graham used on me ring it over $1000, which is an extravagant number, to put it lightly. But if you have the funds or are looking for something to splurge on, the Rejuvenator Set will certainly give you noticeable results. And if you consider that a facial can set you back upwards of a $100 and you'll get at least six uses out of the mask, it evens out in a way(ish).
Price regardless, I enjoy picturing Madonna going through the very unglamorous act of getting magnetic particles sucked from her face in the name of better skin. Icons: they're (sort of) just like us.
Watch the video below to see me review the entire set!