A buzzcut is an easy style as long as you like it on yourself—and people who look good with buzzcuts look really great. If you want one go for it, knowing it's a fairly easy haircut to do and maintain yourself. It takes only about 15 minutes to totally revamp your look.
What You Will Need:
- A good hair clipper
- Attachment combs for the hair clipper
- Hair trimmers for detail work
- Comb (perhaps the last time you'll need one of these)
- Hand mirror (or swing-arm mirror)
- The location of the nearest barber (just in case)
- A steady hand and a bit of patience
- A broom and dustpan
Before giving yourself a buzzcut, you may want to watch a barber do it either on youtube or in person. Pay close attention to what he's doing. Watch how he moves the clipper up the head. Also know that buzzing your head will make a mess in the bathroom. Put something on the floor to catch the hair, like plastic or newspaper, and cover yourself with a towel so you protect your clothes or just take your shirt off.
Invest in good tools, and keep your clippers well-oiled and maintained. Paying a few extra dollars for a good clipper, such as the Oster Fast Feed, will help produce a better result. For a good trimmer, check out the Andis T-Outliner. Together, these will set you back around a hundred bucks, but they'll give you years of use, and you'll recover the cost from saving cash spent getting your hair professionally done. If you decide to buzz it all the way to the skin, a good balding clipper is a great investment.
When you're cutting, don't rush it. Be careful and proceed slowly to keep from making a mistake. Make sure your guards are on securely. If the clipper guard pops off, you'll end up with a bald patch that can only be fixed by shaving your head, so make sure your guards are firmly attached to the clipper before you proceed. Also, be prepared to screw up. If you so mess up, you may have to make a semi-embarrassing trip to a salon or barbershop for repairs. The result will often be a very short cut—don't buzz your own hair if you're not prepared to accept the consequences of a botched job.
How to Do It:
If this is the first time you've had a buzzcut, make sure you feel your head for any lumps, scars, or irregularities, and inspect your scalp before you buzz all your hair off. You don't want any surprises after you've already started cutting. Any setting lower than a No. 3 will allow some scalp to show, so keep that in mind
- Choose a length: The standard cut you should go with is a 3-2-1 buzzcut, which has a No. 3 guard on top, 2 on the sides, and 1 around the edges. This will leave the hair about 3/8 inch long on top, tapering down to 1/2 inch on the sides and back and then finishing tighter at the hairline. The shorter you buzz it, the harder it will be to mess up or end up with an uneven result.
- Get ready: To achieve the best results, it's helpful to start with a clean, dry head of hair—hair ill be more difficult to cut evenly if it has product in it, or is flat after sleeping or wearing a hat. It'll also be helpful to have a hand mirror or a swing-arm vanity mirror, both of which will allow you to keep both hands free. If you're using a swing arm mirror, mount the mirror on a wall that runs perpendicular to the vanity mirror. This will allow you to stand between the two mirrors and see the back of your head. Having both hands free will make this much easier on you.
- Buzz the top: Place the No. 3 (3/8-inch) attachment on the clipper. Holding the clipper guard flat against your forehead, begin cutting from front to back. Move the clipper back down the middle of the head slowly past the crown. Repeat in strips until the entire top is clipped down; cut everything to just past the point where the head rounds into the sides. You might need to go over it a few times to get it all even; making a few passes from side-to-side helps. Pay extra attention to the crown. Since (surprise) hair grows in a circular pattern at the crown, you'll need to buzz from all directions to get it all cut.
- Buzz the sides: Replace the attachment on the clipper with a No. 2 (1/4 inch). Keeping the clipper guard flat against the head, start at the sideburn area, and clip up the head to just past the start of the buzzed-down top section. Run the clipper in a straight line up past the part where the head begins to round at the top to provide a smooth blend between the sides and the top. You'll know when to stop shaving because the clipper will leave the head. If you see any lines between the two sections, rocking the clipper outward in a scooping motion will help you get a good blend. Repeat in strips on both sides until it's complete, and go over any missed spots.
- Buzz the back: Stand between the vanity mirror and your hand or swing-arm mirror. For best results, your back should be facing the vanity mirror while you look into the hand mirror. This will allow you to see the entire back of your head. Keeping the No. 2 on the clipper, with the clipper guard flat against your head, start buzzing from the bottom of the neck all the way up the head until just past the clipped part on top. Like the sides, continue up the head in a straight line, allowing the round of the head near the top to provide a natural blend. Repeat in strips until the entire back is cut.
- Taper the edges: Using the No. 1 (1/8-inch) attachment, taper in the edges. To do this, start at the sideburn and clip up to the top of the ear, rocking the clipper out in a scooping motion. This will blend into the No. 2 length section. Continue over the ear (it will be helpful to bend the ear over flat with your other hand to make room and allow you to see what you're doing) on each side. Once the sides are complete, turn around and do the same to the back, running the clipper up the back of the head and rocking it out at about ear level. The shortest part of the back will go up to meet the shortest part of the sides.
- Detail the cut: Using your trimmer, you'll now trim your sideburns and shave your neck by creating a line and shaving everything underneath completely. This will give your cut a polished look. Holding your trimmer with the teeth of the blade pointing at your skin (the blade is parallel to the floor with the bottom of the blade facing up) will allow you to cut a clean line. Holding the trimmer with the bottom of the blade flat against your skin (with the teeth facing up) will allow you to shave everything underneath the line you created. Follow the natural hairline as closely as possible.
- Clean up: Once you've finished the cut, inspect your entire head carefully for any missed spots or uneven places. Go back over anything that looks out of place. Pay close attention to the back and crown area, because these are often the areas most people miss. Sweep up, shower, run your hands through your hair, and enjoy your new buzz. To keep your look fresh, buzz your head about every two weeks.