Yep, I Bleached My Eyebrows—See the Pictures

Updated 06/28/19

Hands up if you bleach your eyebrows. No? Me neither. Celebrities use a pre-event brow-bleaching session as a way to shock on the red carpet (think Kim Kardashian West at the Met Gala in 2016) and Lady Gaga, who confessed to Vogue that she bleaches hers on the daily, saying, “I like to keep them light. They’re more versatile for a beauty look. You can draw [your eyebrows] any way you want when they’re bleached.” It’s a beauty trick often used backstage before catwalk shows too, mostly when the designer wants the models to look “otherworldly” (read: like an alien).

Many a time, I’ve been backstage at fashion weeks surrounded by models milling around with brows slathered in bleach that looks like Fluff marshmallow. I am not Lady Gaga, nor do I have a catwalk appearance anytime soon, so I wanted to know whether bleached brows could work for us non-celebs IRL. After all, the brow du jour right now is big and bold, so would bucking that trend make me feel more confident or like a duck out of water (literally, as ducks don’t have brows)? And so I picked up a box of Jolen Crème Bleach ($11) at Boots and promised to bleach my brows at the first opportunity.

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I didn’t bleach my brows at the first opportunity, the second or even the third. It took me almost a week to pluck up the courage to just get on with it. The thing is, I like that blonde, beachy hair/dark brow look. I’m more than happy using my Benefit Goof Proof Eyebrow Pencil ($24) to fill in my brows each morning, making them look bigger and darker. I was also doing some extensive online research about brow bleaching when I came across an article where the writer mentioned brow roots (the horror), and so that put me off for a good few days.

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Amy Lawrenson

For this to work as a good before and after test, I knew I had to go light with my brows, but I didn’t want to go white blonde. Even the most gorgeous models can’t pull off that one. And so I followed the instructions to the letter. I also snapped the whole process so you can watch it here.

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Amy Lawrenson

So what did my friends and colleagues think? And come to think of it, what would my boyfriend say? Our assistant editor, Elinor Block, said, “I really love the lighter ones. Your eyebrows were great before, but this makes you look fairer and sun-kissed.” Who What Wear’s editorial director, Hannah Almassi, was also a fan. “Almost feels more modern and summery. Perhaps we’ve reached peak strong brow? Time for a change?”

Huh. Could we really have reached a peak for the bold brow look? It certainly feels fresher. My longtime school friend who has had to look at my face for about 18 years said, “I can honestly comment that your face looks completely different. Matches your also bleached hair very well. You had quite statement brows before, whereas now your eyes stand out more. You look more beachy, and it’s more relaxed.”

Another school friend commented on them saying, “It’s like an expertly smudged smoky eye, but for your face. I’d say it makes your hair color look like it’s 100% natural too. And I think it’s more feminine.”

Blimey, these were definitely not the comments I had been expecting when I pitched this feature. I thought I would get “you look like an alien” or “who do you think you are, Lady Gaga?” Even my boyfriend was impressed: “I like it. I think it lengthens your face and brings out your eyes.” *Mic drop.* Anything that lengthens my round, moon-shaped face is a winner.

I had booked an emergency brow tinting appointment in preparation, but perhaps I’ll postpone. Well, at least until those brow roots come through.

Opening Image: Imaxtree

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